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Where there is Beauty...one always finds DEATH!.. So Seek The BEAST in Thyself!!!

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Male
27 years old
Birth Place of Aviation
Ohio, United States

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JOB: Unemployed
SMOKE: Socially
ETHNICITY: Somali
DATING STATUS: Dumped
BODY TYPE: Little extra
CHILDREN: 3+
MEMBER SINCE: 07/03/2007
STAR SIGN: Scorpio
LAST LOGIN: 09/02/2008 23:11:08
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I am the worst conversationist you could meet as well as expressionist. You culd tell me the funniest joke and I'll still give you a straight face. I once met a slender little old lady who claimed to be a motivational speaker, which i thought to be a match made in heaven, considering my social ineptness...I told her how terrible I felt after eating an Indian food spiced up beyond reason that i couldn't get to the restroom in time and had to dump a boat load of crap on someone's backyard. "I can' imagine the pain" he uttered. She tried to convey a sense of sadness, but her new face-lift prevented her from showing anything other than a look of permenant alertness......years later, I heard she was scaring the heck out of kids at summer camps!!!... :-)

A Hot Chic who's Cool or a Cool Chic who's HOT!!!

Anyone who pretends to be who they are!!!

Daydreaming!...wait, that's actually my JOB...

Anything by....Robert Ludlum...John Sandford...Vince Flynn...Steve Martin...John Grisham...et al...and My favorite humorist of all time.....MARK TWAIN...(The Notorious jumping frog of Calaveras county)--->kick ass wisecraker!

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Anything that's... DISTURBED METALLICAN TOOL.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40HQve1F-E

The problem with that is...i watch a movie and then i go out and rent the same movie again....not remembering seeing it just few hours ago!!!...
HAHA...That's Was'up!!!


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