I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can
justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a
hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump
my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size
of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it
takes long. At least I can admit, to others when
I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I
never forget, an important date. You just gotta
deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch
movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant
replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my
hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm
assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to
your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your
dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are
okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!!! I don't have a problem, With
Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a
BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you
DICK!?!
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