Joke of the Day 2/4/ 07
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By:
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specialk
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Mood:
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General
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Date:
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02/04/2007 11:43:33
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Music:
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None
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A new father goes into the delivery room to see
his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says " I have the
most amazing news. Your boy can fly". The doctor sees the doubt in the
fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy,
holds him high in the air and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor
with a loud thump. "You son of a bitch" says the new father, ready to kill the
doctor. " Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me
try again". He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the
wall and slides down to the floor.
"Oh my god, I am going to kill you" says the father as he is running
towards the baffeled doctor. "No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I
promise it will work this time". He opens the window and tosses the kid
out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the
sidewalk below. By this time the father is choking the doctor. With his
last breath the doctor says " I was just messing with you. Your son was
born dead."
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