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Things Girls Think Guys Should Know

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.3. Don't say you understand when you don't.4. Girls are petty, get over it.5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.8. Size does matter.9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a hoe.12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.16. We are drama queens.17. Fashion police do exist.18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball or anything else you and your friends talk about.20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.23. Shave- no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.30. Most importantly- we are always right- so don't forget it.

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i agree with those propositions,lol but some of them are kinda out there.Anyway good job coming up with them,i like most of them if only guys follow them that would be great.

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They are obliged to know what we are thinking at any given moment in time, they should even know what we want which we may not even know ourselves at the current moment. They should never question a single thing we say and must always obey. If not they will be kicked to the curb and be replaced.

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