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POSTED BY: mr-lonely on Oct 10, 2007
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Male vs Female Definitions
buttfemale - the body part that every item of clothing ever manufactured makes "look bigger"male - what you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooningcommitmentfemale - a desire to get married and raise a familymale - not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriendcommunicationfemale - the open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partnermale - scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boysentertainmentfemale - a good movie, concert, play or bookmale - anything that can be done while drinkingflatulencefemale - an embarrassing by-product of digestionmale - an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bondingmaking lovefemale - the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achievemale - call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bedremote controlfemale - a device for changing from one TV channel to anothermale - a device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutestastefemale - something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's goodmale - something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it outthingyfemale - any part under a car's hoodmale - the strap fastener on a woman's bravulnerablefemale - fully opening up oneself emotionally to anothermale - playing football without a helmet
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