FAKE FRIENDS/REAL FRIENDS
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you
what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg
... we screwed up...
but that was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days
then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget
it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with
direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is
what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that
left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIE NDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who
talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that
talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real
friends and hope to get
it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be
able to come to your
funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the
person who did it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to
death & think you are
amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand...
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